tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.